shutub:

squidinthesky:

All of my friends are fun, talented, cutie-patooties, and I’m just here like

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT TALENTED THT WAS THE MOST MAJESTIC THING IVE EVER SEEN

greeklesbian:

when my parents complain about me image

narcotic:

I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed. 

slomps:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

avenqcrs:

hey you

yes you

is today your first day of school? tomorrow? or maybe it’s your 50th day of school?

either way

youre looking great

you are going to rock this

i believe in you

youre gonna knock em out of the park, champ

best wishes, 

me

earthdad:

me: *thinks of memes*

me: image

foxnewsofficial:

i know what you’re going through i read the perks of being a wallflower 

l0rd0ftherings:

what i feel like doing when people walk slow infront of me

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