neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

buttlicked:

DO IT FOR THE VINE. Please save my grape vines I am a farmer and this my only income.

otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

snapchatting:

*imagines myself working out* okay that’s enough exercise for the year

stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

image

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

supnoah:

do you have that one person that you can’t look at when your trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute