how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

    WiFi:connected
    Me:then fucking act like it

fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

plasticbagvevo:

*walks past mirror*

*walks back*

*cries*

striderdaves:

teenagebillionaire:

Drake’s probably still in that chair

for a sec i thought this meant the wheelchair from degrassi